Apparently I'm Bi

Back in March, some people I know, and myself, all wrote about the same thing. We publicized our dressing preference. I stated emphatically that I was a hetero-dressual and ridiculed the homo-dressuals.

As I was getting dressed this morning, I noticed that I had gone sock-sock. The only thing left to do was to go shoe-shoe. Imagine my shock. After years of thinking that dressing should only be done with one sock and one shoe at a time, I had just put on a sock and a sock.

I admit it publicly, right here and now. I am bi-dressual. I can go sock-sock or sock-shoe depending on my mood. I blame Brokeback Mountain.

My apologies to the sock-sock, shoe-shoe people I harrassed before. Call me, we'll go shoe shopping.